I.M. Alien’s trip to earth

Legend

Electric vehicle
Plane
Train
Boat
Cycling
Hiking
Bus

Prešov, Slovakia ‐ Feb 8, 2023

Remember when I was able to go to really rural places with my UFO? Now I have to stay near big cities!
Krakow, Poland

No comment here.
Warsaw

Here I am in Poland: in a TRAIN! I fell asleep, and my UFO disappeared. This is terrible!
Kaliningrad, Russia ‐ Feb 5, 2023

Once I got here, I realized it is actually part of Russia! I decided that I would leave right away, and then I fell asleep.
Vištytis, Lithuania ‐ Feb 4, 2023

I ran out of UFO gas. I am staying in Lithuania for a few days to get everything I need.
Vilnius

This is getting a little boring, but going to Asia will hopefully motivate me again.
Gaujas nacionālais parks, Latvia ‐ Feb 3, 2023

Today, I am staying in this park in Latvia to relax. traveling is so stressful!
Pärnu, Estonia ‐ Feb 2, 2023

I decided to finish off Europe, then go to Russia, the Asia.
Lemland, Finland

Back to Finland. Tomorrow, I am definitely going to Russia.
Tórshavn, Faroe Islands

I just remembered about the Faroe Islands. I guess Ill see Russia later.
Helsinki, Finland ‐ Feb 1, 2023

I only am staying for a few hours, and I am going to eat dinner in Moscow.
Stockholm, Sweden

I am back to Sweden for a lunch break. Tomorrow, I am going to Finland. Sorry I forgot you, Finland!
Castletown, Isle of Man

My map says that this is a different thing from the U.K., too. I’m heading back to mainland Europe soon.
Poulbaun, Ireland ‐ Jan 31, 2023

Ohh. It took me a while to figure out that ‘Ireland’ isn’t in the U.K.! Weird. It is pretty though. Lots of people have orange hair.
Irvinestown, United Kingdom

The last one: Northern Ireland. There is no Southern Ireland in the U.K, so I am confused.
Carmarthen ‐ Jan 30, 2023

Here I am in Wales, another ‘country or a country’. I am really getting used to fish and chips.
Cairngorms National Park

I decided to visit all of the ‘countries’ in the U.K. just for fun. This one is ‘Scotland’.
London ‐ Jan 26, 2023

I am so excited! I landed on top of that big clock, and taped in London for 3 days.
St Pierre du Bois, Guernsey

I had to stop here, too, because my map says it’s a different country. Apparently, it is a territory of the U.K., like ‘Jersey’.
St. Helier, Jersey

I am on my way to the United Kingdom! I like clocks, so I want to see the big one.
Andorra la Vella, Andorra ‐ Jan 25, 2023

Ugh. I keep forgetting about these little countries! I spent a day here to show my forgiveness for not noticing it.
Amsterdam, Netherlands ‐ Jan 24, 2023

I went to this country, too. The people really like waffles and windmills, apparently.
Mol, Belgium

I forgot about Belgium! I landed here and had some dinner.
Domagnano, San Marino ‐ Jan 21, 2023

This one was inside Italy, too! At least it has separate towns! I stayed here for 5 days to relax.
Vatican City, Vatican City

What is the deal with small countries in Europe? This one is literally inside Rome! I just took the bike I got in Liechenstein!
Rome, Italy

I went to Rome! It’s pretty old, and didn’t seem that cool, but as earthlings say, ‘whatevs”.
Gibraltar, Gibraltar

Finally! I had a friend bring a UFO from my planet Yopplak, and I can fly again without stupid earth travel!
Lisbon, Portugal ‐ Jan 20, 2023

Because of the lesson I learned in Madrid, I am saving money by taking the train. It was so long, it took 3 days!
Madrid, Spain ‐ Jan 10, 2023

I ran out of money and couldn’t make it all the way to Portugal. I will stay here for a week to print money and sightsee.
Barcelona ‐ Jan 9, 2023

I took a boat to Spain. Good thing I like tacos!
Monaco, Monaco ‐ Jan 7, 2023

Apparently this country is so small, the whole country is a city. It seems like only the rich live here.
Lyon, France ‐ Jan 6, 2023

I guess I am getting used to earth travel. I was expecting this city to have big cats, but it did not.
Bern, Switzerland

It took a few days, but I rode into the city to take a plane to France.
Monte Rosa Massif ‐ Jan 4, 2023

I bought a bike with the earth money I printed and rode into some mountains in Switzerland. I packed lunch and ate on the road!
Vaduz, Liechtenstein ‐ Jan 2, 2023

I took a train to Liechenstein. I almost missed this country, It’s so tiny!
Vienna, Austria

Now that the Germans think it was just a kid doing a prank, I am back to using planes to finish my tour.
Prague, Czech Republic ‐ Jan 1, 2023

I took a bus to Prague because everybody was freaking out about the suns rotation that they did not notice me. They kept saying ‘Frohes neues Jahr!’ Hmm.
Cleves, Germany ‐ Dec 31, 2022

I am so tired! I had to hike because people all over Germany are looking for me!
Berlin ‐ Dec 28, 2022

It turns out you should never buy a UFO from somebody from the Zoplor system. It exploded. I ran away, and now people in Berlin are searching for a ‘guy with green skin and 5 arms’.
Copenhagen, Denmark ‐ Dec 27, 2022

I flew straight to the capital of Denmark. I was happy to not be in a city with so many ø’s and ð‘s.
Malmo, Sweden

I decided that I needed to pick up the pace, so I flew south to Sweden. I packed food so that I could go longer.
Tromsø, Norway

I bought a new UFO from a Zordonian who was visiting Oslo. I flew to this place in Northern Norway.
Oslo ‐ Dec 26, 2022

I had to take an EARTH PLANE! It was the worst, but I found out that my UFO repairman couldn’t fix it.
Siglufjörður, Iceland ‐ Dec 25, 2022

I took the boat to this weirdly-named city to check off Iceland off my list.
Greenland Sea

After a stressful two days in Svalbard, I got a disguise and took a boat out to the Greenland Sea to go scuba diving. Hopefully my UFO is fixed soon.
Longyearbyen, Norway ‐ Dec 23, 2022

I landed here and crashed my UFO. I started freaking out.
Oodaaq Island, Greenland

This is the northern-most point of land on earth, apparently. I spent all day here trying to swim, but it is hard to with the cold water (and having 5 arms).
Kangersuatsiaq

My next stop! I do not know why this is called ‘Greenland’, the map shows it it completely white.
Grise Fiord, Canada

I wanted to see this because it is so far north. There is a town, with about 10 houses. I guess the other humans were smart enough not to live here.
Simpson Islands ‐ Dec 22, 2022

I landed here on my way to the north to eat lunch. It is a pretty lake, but I had to keep going.
Seattle, United States

My first stop! Had to refuel in this city. It’s as cold as planet Zorpak up here!
Area 51, United States ‐ Dec 22, 2022

My favorite landing spot! I am ready to travel to every country on Earth!